‘Tis the Season: GPS Baby Stolen Then Found
Welcome to the modern world my friends! Remember back in the day when you used to steal garden gnomes from peoples yards, drive around taking pictures with them, then return them later with the photos? No? Um, me either.
That said, those kind of shenanigans wouldn’t fly this day and age, no sir-ee. Why, Tyler, you might be asking? Simple, today people put GPS chips in their nativity scenes. Believe it. Such was the case for a Florida couple whom upon finding out their Baby Jesus had been swiped, fired up the GPS tracker on the previously installed chip somewhere inside Our Lord and Savior. Lucky for them, Him, and well, that’s about it, Baby Jesus only wandered a block away, to a home across the street.
Here’s where the future gets a bit less funny, and a lot more serious: The police came, arrested the female thief, and took back the Baby Jesus (valued at $800) equipped with GPS (valued at $400) which sends the girl straight into jail…to the tune of a $3500 bail. Yikes. That said, welcome to the future, now leave Jesus alone.
I’ll tell you what, get up, get out, and start hiking, walking and backpacking around the hills, mountains or urban landscapes that might surround you! Can you think of a better way to burn off those extra calories? I can’t. That said, if you want to know just what you’re in for, the Fugawi Touratel Widget is for you. It will find you, and then beam back topographic maps of exactly where you are. How cool is that if you just so happen to be a biker, hiker, fisher, camper, backpacker, or yes, even a hunter!? Very cool my friends, very cool.
Basically, here’s what the widget does, and this is straight from the
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